On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?
mlem mlem mlem mlem
Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.
Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.
Because STEVE ROGERS may TAKE CONTROL but he’d mostly ASK THE LADY’S PERMISSION FIRST.
Internal Monologue - Gadreel Edition
"I love American Horror Story."
"But I skipped Asylum."
I just invented a new word:
THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum
so they legit made this a thing and no one thought “hey not everyone can use stairs” are you kidding me omg how are you that dumb i cant do it goodbye world