sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:

On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

breelandwalker:

murphels:

Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.

Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.

Because STEVE ROGERS may TAKE CONTROL but he’d mostly ASK THE LADY’S PERMISSION FIRST.

brynnasaurus:

fucking Americans

pondlifeforme:

Internal Monologue - Gadreel Edition

mary-eunice-mckee:

"I love American Horror Story."

"But I skipped Asylum."

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

manhatingfeminist:

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…image

so they legit made this a thing and no one thought “hey not everyone can use stairs” are you kidding me omg how are you that dumb i cant do it goodbye world


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